-THE VIP LOUNGE MVP hypes himself, and then turns his attention to Matt, who calls him "homey." Finlay and Rey Mysterio are there as well. MVP doesn't want any trouble. Finlay decides to hype their possible stipulations. Rey's new mostly Spanish gimmick is so annoying. I get that the Hispanic demographic is like 30% of the SD audience, but you know, I'd like to know what the hell he's saying from time to time. They all hype the Cyber Sunday matches, the tag match later, Finlay and Rey predictably brawl with MVP and Hardy making Pecos vs. Euros bets.
-We see clips of JBL getting speared by Batista last week. Batista is with Anastacia backstage, and says he is not SCURRED and the referee, whoever it maybe better stay out of his way. And for the last time, "I AM NOT SCURRED~!"
Mark Henry vs. Kane
Henry works the injured ribs of Kane to begin. Kane surprises me with a basement dropkick, but that doesn't last long as Henry slams him down and goes back to work. Henry with the bear hug, Kane escapes and gets the boot and uppercuts. Kane manages a chokeslam and pins Henry.
Winner: Kane @ 3:00 via pin # Wow. Mark Henry went from being booked as a bad mother fucker to jobbing to injured Kane in 3-minutes. THEMS THE BREAKS! Rating: *
-JBL has the announce table all decorated with "Vote for JBL" swag.
-We get a video package for Mick Foley.
-Back from commercial with Diva Search stuff.
-Cole is on the ramp and hypes the Diva Search. Cole is getting chubby in his old age. They get to talk, again. Ugh.
-Save_US.X29
-JBL and Cole hype Cyber Sunday.
NON-TITLE MATCH: Matt Hardy and MVP vs. Rey Mysterio and Finlay
Matt and Finlay work a bit, but Finlay tags in Rey to make the faces fight. God Finlay is great. MVP tags himself in and he and Rey go at it, Rey gets a swank head scissors and takes control. Everyone is getting along way too well to begin this whole thing. Finlay yelling at Rey to "Suck it up" during the match was fun. Five minutes in and everything is calm and clean, good mat wrestling and the teams are getting along. Some good exchanges with MVP and Rey, who have some good chemistry it seems. They start to argue finally after MVP slammed Rey down, and we head to a commercial @ 7:20.
Back from commercial @ 11:04 with Finlay and Matt battling, MVP tags in and sends Finlay to the floor. They stand off and Finlay shoots with a single leg and then goes to tag Rey, who backs off and won't tag in. Finlay gets control of MVP and Rey then tags in. Rey runs wild with some kicks and such and then works a seated head scissors. MVP slips out and slams the knees of Rey off the mat. Rey rolls towards the ropes and Finlay kicks him back in the ring. Man, there's where Matt gets the 7-inch bloody gash on his head. The last time he had a 7-inch bloody gash on his head was when he was with Lita. Yes that was too easy, just like Lita. Matt tried the splash mountain and Rey got the RANA counter, which did it. Side effect by Matt and he is a bloody mess. Holy shit, Finlay tags in and starts to elbow away at the cut and just beat Matt's ass. OLD SKOOL~! The ref keeps checking on Matt, you know it's a shame first of all that Matt got injured, but it is a shame that for the most part it happened in a meaningless TV match instead of on PPV where it could have made more drama for a more important match. Rey hesitates, but eventually gets a double 619. Rey springboard sin and eats the SHACKALIACKI from Finlay. Playmaker, which needs to go, finishes it for MVP.
Winners: MVP and Matt Hardy @ 17:20 via pin # Big ups to Matt for gutting out the rest of the match after that nasty cut. Good TV match here, they played up the Cyber Sunday matches and everyone was working hard. There was a lot of good wrestling here, no complaints. Rating: ***
-Back from commercial with hype of the Taker vs. Batista feud.
-Vicky is with Armando and they like their business relationship. Armando has some work to do and leaves. Cue Jamie Noble. He is misunderstood, and thusly was killed by Taker and Khali. He sees that Vicky is stressed out and it must be hard on Vicky with this high profile job, and she is lonely. Noble gets lonely too and maybe they could help each other. He plays with her hair and whispers something to her and he growls at her. He suggests a bedroom pillow match, but she says Noble vs. Batista. WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO VIOLATE ME VICKY? He then does a great Batista impersonation and leaves in a panic. Jamie Noble is great.
-Back from commercial and time for Jamie Noble's weekly death.
-Back from commercial and the Miz makes his way to the ring.
The Miz vs. Big Daddy V w/Matt Striker vs. John Morrison
Miz and Morrison try to make nice, and Morrison shoves Miz into Big Daddy. Morrison then attacks and almost dies off of a sloppy press slam. Morrison and Miz slammed to a corner, and then crushed by the freight train. Big Daddy clotheslines them to the floor and then slams into the post as they moved. Back into the ring, Enziguri by Morrison now and manages a cover for 2. Mix snaps the neck of Morrison off the ropes and when he lands on the floor Big Daddy levels him. Samoan Drop (HE'S NOT EVEN SAMOAN) by Big Daddy. Side slam to Miz. Abby elbow on Miz and that is all.
Winner: Big Daddy V @ 3:33 via pin # It was fine for what it was an dhow long it went. Rating: *
-Back from commercial and some of the KC Chiefs are in attendance.
-We get the Raw Rebound.
Jesse and Festus vs. Johnny Boots ‘N' Tights and Geoffrey Von Jobberson
Festus clubs away at Johnny, then swings him into Geoffrey and puts him in the tree of woe. Jesse gets a levitation dropkick. Tag to Festus, rocket launcher shoulder block and that is all.
Emailers have told me that the job guys are Steve Fender and Joe Hennig. I thought Joe Hennig looked familiar, especially with the tights but wasn't sure. Thanks to all that emailed that info in.
That deserves a…
Winner: Jesse and Festus @ 0:57 via pin # That's the face of tag team excellence. Rating: N/A
-JBL and Cole hype Cyber Sunday.
-Back from commercial with the…
MAIN EVENT INTERVIEW~!
JBL is in the ring and hypes the Cyber Sunday match, and pimps himself as the referee. The campaign buttons and such are a great touch. He runs down Foley and Austin, and then runs a special presentation, paid for by the Friends of JBL! This is great, it's hype for JBL and then slander on Austin and Foley. "JBL never had to pull a gun on his boss or jump off a roof." This should have been 10-minutes long and closed the show. He has gifts for us…VOTE JBL SHIRTS~! "A vote for JBL is a vote for Batista losing!"
He says he will even give Taker one to wear. JBL chants his name and Taker finally makes his way to the ring. JBL says he will make sure Taker wins this Sunday, and he should pledge allegiance to JBL and wear his shirt right now. JBL is NOT asking. Taker takes off the coat, the hat, JBL tries to give him the shirt and then says he has beat Taker's ass before and can do it again because he is the WRESTLING…
GOOZLE. CHOKESLAM.
Batista comes out because he isn't SCURRED. He throws the belt down and calls Take on. SPEAR on Taker. Taker sits up and Batista shits his pants.
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