ECW opens with John Morrison in the ring. He wants people to vote for him to face CM Punk at Cyber Sunday, and he shows some footage of what Morrison did to CM Punk last week by working over Punk's injured ribs and getting the victory. He says is is the Tuesday night delight, the new face of extreme, the shaman of sexy, so we should vote for him. Miz interrupts, and questions Morrison's label of the shaman of sexy. He gets more girls in one night then he does in a lifetime. He gets so many girls he's bored of them. Chicks dig him and their men fear him, and that's why WWE fans are going to choose the Miz. Morrison laughs, and says he is a bigger star then him. He's bigger than sports entertainment, bigger then the beetles, and bigger than anyone in ECW. Cue Big Daddy V and Matt Striker. Our teacher lets us know that BDV is bigger than both of them combined. BDV is the third choice to face Punk, and he is the most dominate force in ECW history. The WWE fans have no other choice but to pick him. CM Punk out now, and he approaches the ring. He says they all make extremely valid points as to why they should be chosen. Who would hi pick to face at Cyber Sunday? BDV did injure him, but Morrison took advantage of that and got a victory. As far as Miz goes, nobody likes him. Cyber Sunday is in two weeks, but tonight he has a mystery partner for his handicap match against the three of them. Kane's pyro hits and here comes the big red machine.
Match #1: CM Punk & Kane vs Big Daddy V, John Morrison & The Miz
Big chants for Punk as he starts off with Morrison. Punk with a take down, but Morrson quickly takes advantage of the still taped ribs of CM Punk. Monkey flip from Punk, and he tags in Kane. Big leg drop from Kane, before he works on Morrison in the corner. Punk back in with the slingshot senton, but again gets cut off with his ribs targeted. Miz in and he rips off the tape. YOU SUCK chants from the crowd as Miz works the ribs. BDV in now and lifts Punk up in a military press before just dumping him to the mat. Morrison back in and locks in a body scissors. Punk fights out and reverses to a boston crab. Morrison makes the ropes, and Punk looks for a tag. Morrison stops him and tags Miz back in who gets a near fall after some stomps to the ribs. Abdominal stretch now as the crowd gets behind Punk. He escapes with a hip toss, and almost gets the tag. Back to the stretch, and Punk fights out with headbutts, but gets clotheslined to the outside as we take a commercial. ECW is back with Punk still having his ribs worked over. CM Punk chants as he fights back with some slaps and a backfist on Morrison. Miz gets the tag back in as commentators talk about the "business deal" between ECW and Smackdown. Miz with a cover, but Kane comes in to break it up. Miz looks for a suplex, but Punk counters with one of his own and finally makes the tag. Kane takes out Morrison with a big boot and a back drop, followed by a clothesline in the corner. Flying clothesline gets a near fall, as Miz breaks it up. He gets floored for his trouble, and BDV gets the tag. They stare down, and Kane unloads with some punches. BDV drops him with a clothesline though, before missing the big splash in the corner. Miz Tags himself in for some reason, and Kane boots BDV through the ropes. Punk clears the ring of Morrison, allowing Kane to hit the chokeslam on Miz for the pinfall. Result: Kane & CM Punk by pinfall
After commercial, a replay of the previous match plays the Joey and Tazz put over that Miz and Morrison were not on the same page at the end of the match. This leads into Morrison and Miz meeting backstage, and they blame each other for losing the match. Morrison calls him a loser, and wants a match tonight with the Miz. He initially refuses, but cheap shots Morrison with a punch and then accepts.
We see a recap of the Miz/Balls/Kelly stuff from last week, before Balls appears to be interviewed by Joey. Balls says it isn't right that Miz owns the contracts to Extreme Expose. He can't deny his feelings for Kelly. Speaking of which, here she is. "Balls, will you go out with me?". Balls is wrapped. Vickie and Estrada backstage now, they finalize their deal. Vickie brought a tag team as well, and Festus and Jesse are here as well. Festus has the face of a true tag team competitor. They have a match up next. Jesse gets on the mic, and says they are excited for their first match on ECW and in the UK, and repeats the story of Festus' gimmick.
Match #2: Elijah Burke & Nunzio vs Jesse & Festus
Bell rings and Elijah looks disturbed. he tags out quickly and Nunzio get tossed around. Jesse in and a sunset flip gets a near fall. Elijah back in and gets control of Jesse of the distraction from Nunzio. WE WANT FESTUS chants, as Nunzio comes in with a dropkick to the face. Jesse makes the tag and Festus throws around his big hands. Boot to Nunzio, and Burke tries to fly off the ropes but eats an elbow. The rocket launcher shoulder block finishes this one, and Festus is back to his normal placid self. Result: Jesse & Festus win by pinfall
Replay of earlier match, highlighting the face off between BDV and Kane. Main event up next.
Match #3: John Morrison vs The Miz
Morrison is pissed and goes right after Miz. "YOU BOTH SUCK" chants as they brawl. Neckbreaker from Morrison, followed by a kick to the chest. Miz avoids a charge and Miz hits the Sydal clothesline in the corner and gets a near fall. Morrison with some wacky kick before placing Miz on the top rope looking for a back suplex. Miz reverses it to a crossbody, and BDV music hits. He looks mad, and he hits the BDV Drop on the Miz. Samoan drop for John Morrison and BDV stands over their corpses. Result: N/R
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